Massage Deals & Offers

If Captain Kirk used one, would it rattle the Klingons?

So they don't have a prostrate then.

Come on, keep up........ https://www.gov.uk/apply-gender-recognition-certificate

Are they now doing prostate transplants too?

Theoretically not, if you have a gender reassignment certificate

Chin up.

Me too...not disappointed🙊

I need 2 of these as I have triple chin (highfive)

If I bought 2, I could put 1 under each boob, then perhaps I could see my feet for the first time in years🤞

Just pull lots of funny faces that stretches the face and neck muscles.

Thanks great deal I also got some PayPal discount also

Customers who bought this item also bought: Durex Play Tingle Lubricant Gel, 50 ml Fiore 20 Denier Sheer Stockings - Available in Black or Red Campark Dual Dash Cam 1080P FHD DVR Dashcams for Cars Front and Rear / Super Night Vision WDR 170°Wide Angle Western Digital WDS250G2B0A WD Blue 3D NAND Internal SSD 2.5 Inch SATA, 250 GB - Black someones defo making home videos here lol..

What the toothbrush? Well I suppose they weren't designed for that sort of thing.

And why would you be using an electric toothbrush for a 'massage'? 😜

Not me that was a review on amazon

Mums birthday present sorted..

I got a homedics one. But to be fair this look just as good

Same price on Amazon and with Salter direct.

This or HoMedics?

Imagine buying a “leather” chair and it smelling of that synthetic bonded leather smell...damn.

Plether. Watch it crack almost instantly.

Bonded leather is actually a mix of both real and fake leather. It is made from the leftover scraps and fibers made from processing genuine leather mixed with a polyurethane binder. These fibers are then rolled together using adhesives to bond them onto a paper backing. Some manufacturers may add an additional coating of polyurethane to the bonded leather and emboss it so it has the texture of real leather. Most bonded leather is comprised of only 10-20% genuine leather. You will probably be lucky to get a couple of year before it starts peeling then it will look awfull.

It's better than PVC but not as posh as proper Leather!

Is that bad?

Aha, a knee trembler.

I brought this for my partner who suffers with cold feet, erm lets just say it is a pile of poop, the heat is next to nothing and the massage is quite strong so you can feel it in your knees (lol)

Looks a great offer but its absolute garbage Little to no heat produced and the massaging balls do next to nothing

Have you always been such a positive happy person?

Mains lead or adapter not showing in listing, nor is there any mention of such. Listing says portable can be used anywhere. No mention of needing batteries. It's cheaper than equivalent products on the Chinese websites. Draw your own conclusions

There’s more than a few but all the fun of the fair! (popcorn)

No, not at all. I could tell some tales about the rare few cray-cray members but it would only summon those demons :) Peace :)

Haha no not at all, I thought you were insinuating that I have a tendency for the lulz! Most people are nice (angel)

Sigh...maybe the winky means you know better than I do and may have encountered the member elsewhere. I'll stick to my style of posting and believe most people are nice, unless proven otherwise.

;)

That's the longest name for knobbly stick I've ever seen

Small companies are not allowed on this site (they have to have loads of good feedback first...so I'm told). It's a bit like a teenager trying to get their first job... It's hard to get started as they don't have experience.

It’s true that it’s not what it used to be, but I guess that’s what happens when website owners get too greedy (ninja)

A rolling pin is cheaper (y) 👀👌

Lmao...... :D :D :D (:I

Mines arrived today. It’s great. My daughter used it while doing school work too

Ta - I got one of these already you should try it it is actually working. Cold ice pack is also a best bet - i have read all the PF youtubes vids and articles lol https://smile.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07SSWT31T/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (y) (highfive)

a foot massager for your dog? now ive seen it all.

Hi - just use a tennis / hockey / golf ball (tennis is the least “painful”) - there is lots of information online from various sports and physiotherapists.....I have managed my PF successfully and continued with running / training etc :)

Yeah saw that one bit expensive though! Ta (y)

Code does work. It’s eBay-wide until midnight today

Code doesn't work. Just tried now.

Title sounds like something one might order off a menu in an oriental "physical therapy" establishment. Think the words "bonded", "leather", and "massage" in the same sentence doesn't help

(lol) (lol)

OOS

That really.made me laugh. Thanks.

I have 2 of these, got them buy one get one free as the first one arrived with a damaged mechanism. I bought mine with an eBay code so worked out at £180 for the pair. Good points cheap!!!, still look in reasonable condition 2yrs later. Bad points. Terrible mechanisms just don't want to let you out of the chair, angles seem completely wrong. Whining and grating on both chairs and flimsy. The massage motors dig into you. So I have learned to sit avoiding them. I wish I had not got the massage/heat features as they are a gimmick and never used. I do not regret my purchase as it was a tenth of the price of a pair of decent chairs :/

Info appreciated (angel) I'm gonna give this double a try. The "singe head" one in this offer was surprisingly good so I kept it too. (y)

This Naipo option is a dupe of the Thumper (which is £100+) though there doesn't appear to be a discount code for it currently. Ordered it nearly 2 years ago for boyf (HUKD thread here) and he thinks it's brilliant for nerve pain and muscle cramps.

Yes.

Anything is a "" massager"" if you're brave enough!

I bought this for the same price a week ago. Its very good for the price and quiet when in use.

I think it doubles up as a ping pong table

Good price, however if you're a mobile therapist look for ones that is 11kg or less for the couch, this is very heavy if you'll be lugging this around with you.

As you only need a pin file, yes.

Nice one

Possibly. One of her will do for me though, I'm not greedy (unicorn)

So do you have to buy two? Why doesn't the picture show that?

Even at £1 it's something you use a couple times and then put in the loft for years

£12? I'll take her! :D Not sure where you plug her in though :|

This is a FOOT warmer :{

heat - bought it and it's really helped with my neck and shoulder pain.

Got some last year. They're surprisingly versatile and really do help. Feels like actual hands massaging you

You don't want to rely on Ebay couriers especially in these days. Won't turn up or several days late. I would prefer Amazon's(when it says dispatched by Amazon) timely delivery for a few extra quids. Plus you get genuine reviews from buyers about the product on Amazon(over 5k for this item) unlike Ebay where u have to rely only on seller's rating and individual items rarely have reviews.

like most things sold on Amazon it can be found cheaper on ebay !

no comes with wall psu and a car one. I bought this a couple of weeks ago. Its actually quite good and can be quite firm if you need that, as you can apply pressure by pulling on the strap handles. has 3 speeds and moves clockwise for a short time and then reverses. I have used it a couple of times and it genuinely helped. wasnt really sure and tbh wouldnt have paid the £27 for it on its own without the bundle deal. dont let this put you off though, each time i have used it when needed, I'd gladly have paid a fiver. So 3 more uses and im quids in and my tune would probably change. not sure if its still available but stacking their coupons I bought this along with the Shiatsu foot massager for £62 together. The foot massager was ok but my feet are too big, anyone <13 should fare better. that has various functions and air pressure pads etc. made for a decent gift. using the vouchers it was also possible to get the percussion massager thing for about £60 if you bundlled it. you will need to check if they are still available.

Comin up as £25.04 even after code.

Arrived today.... fantastic 🧨

Looks good! Ordered Thanks

Is it 1st April

It's (bean) that price before

Completely bemused as to why this is cold? Is it genuinely fear of catching something and the "jokes" aren't jokes or does everyone live somewhere you can get a Thai massage for cheap?

Well it wouldn’t be an ending if it was the first comment now would it XD

Can’t believe it took as long as scrolling through 7 comments to find one with a happy ending mentioned (lol)

Not only do you have to do your own happy ending but you will need to do your own massage too.

Well, one hour.