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Vibrating prostate massager £21 + £3.50 delivery Ann Summers
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Posted 11th MayPosted 11th May
30% Off UK Delivery STANDARD DELIVERY – UP TO 10 WORKING DAYS - £3.50 FREE WHEN YOU SPEND OVER £35 Insertable length: 3.5" Diameter: 1.5" 7 Vibration functions Requires … Read more
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Mikeonfreeserve

If Captain Kirk used one, would it rattle the Klingons?

ayeworld

So they don't have a prostrate then.

Mikeonfreeserve

Come on, keep up........ https://www.gov.uk/apply-gender-recognition-certificate

ayeworld

Are they now doing prostate transplants too?

Mikeonfreeserve

Theoretically not, if you have a gender reassignment certificate

Electric Foot Warmer and Massager £12.00 Delivered @ Yankee Bundles
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Posted 9th MayPosted 9th May
Decent price here for the foot warmer and massager from Yankee Bundles. Description 1 x Electric Foot Warmer & Massager Pamper your feet with a soothing massage Warm … Read more
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peridot

Says 100W but if it were that powerful it wouldn't be using an AC/DC adaptor so pretty certain it's the same rubbish as mentioned above. At least there are clear grounds for returning it if so.

BKji

It's a vibrator not massager. I do not recommend.

queenieburns

Get ur coat lol

Likesadeal20

Got this 2 weeks ago and it's a load of toot, still the cat likes it!

TecspecEngineer

Just in time for the cold spell forecast for next week!

Wahl Spot Therapy / Facial Massager - £7.49 ( + £3.95 delivery ) @ Argos Manufacturer's 2 year guarantee.
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Posted 6th MayPosted 6th May
Reduced from £9.99. Enjoy a comforting massage with a pocket sized massager that can be used any time to target specific areas. Customise your massage experience with the multi… Read more
ZanyAngel

It does have 2 speeds and variable intensity (y) You could of course pay more for a massager that rotates should you wish. :) Thanks @AndrewHu for your comment . :)

AndrewHu

FYI, this doesn’t rotate or anything. It’s just a vibrating part with a few different attachments.

ZanyAngel

Looks good for the price. :) Reviews read very well too, thanks @mrew42 hope you have a good day (y)

mrew42

"a pocket sized massager that can be used any time to target specific areas" M'kay...... heat

Double Chin Massager £6.50 @ Groupon (£1.99 Delivery)
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Posted 2nd MayPosted 2nd May
On Groupon - Perfect for getting rid of the extra 'iso-chin' and a decent price too mot sure but may also work for any Groupon Codes or claim cash back at Quidco.
John_Atkin

Chin up.

ciderno1

Me too...not disappointed🙊

7fink7

I need 2 of these as I have triple chin (highfive)

nic181075

If I bought 2, I could put 1 under each boob, then perhaps I could see my feet for the first time in years🤞

happy2014

Just pull lots of funny faces that stretches the face and neck muscles.

iDOO Wand Wireless Handheld Massager - £14.95 Prime / +£4.49 non Prime Sold by RENPHO LIMITED and Fulfilled by Amazon
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Posted 26th AprPosted 26th Apr
Let's face it, we all need to relieve some "tension" Wasn't sure what group to add it into at first. DIY maybe? POWERFUL MASSAGING - This full body massager will bring you stro… Read more
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sarden84

Customers who bought this item also bought: Durex Play Tingle Lubricant Gel, 50 ml Fiore 20 Denier Sheer Stockings - Available in Black or Red Campark Dual Dash Cam 1080P FHD DVR Dashcams for Cars Front and Rear / Super Night Vision WDR 170°Wide Angle Western Digital WDS250G2B0A WD Blue 3D NAND Internal SSD 2.5 Inch SATA, 250 GB - Black someones defo making home videos here lol..

SquirbyDude

What the toothbrush? Well I suppose they weren't designed for that sort of thing.

SquirbyDude

And why would you be using an electric toothbrush for a 'massage'? 😜

wanderer

Not me that was a review on amazon

luke.spencer

Mums birthday present sorted..

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Salter Massage Chair Shiatsu Full Back + Neck Massager Deep Heated Portable Seat - £69.99 @ fka-brands / eBay
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Posted 24th AprPosted 24th Apr
Key Features & Benefits: High Definition Targeted Massage 3 selectable back massage zones - total, upper or lower back Separate neck massage Spot Massage Separate vibra… Read more
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Phade

I got a homedics one. But to be fair this look just as good

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Same price on Amazon and with Salter direct.

akash402

This or HoMedics?

Chester Heated Leather Massage Recliner Chair Sofa Lounge Gaming Home Armchair - Black/Cream/Brown - £199.99 @ furnitureonline_uk eBay
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Posted 22nd AprPosted 22nd Apr
Heated massage chair with manual recline and built in footrest Although this very comfortable bonded leather armchair can be used for gaming or watching TV, it is particularly s… Read more
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DelboyDave

Imagine buying a “leather” chair and it smelling of that synthetic bonded leather smell...damn.

adamski8080

Plether. Watch it crack almost instantly.

microbar

Bonded leather is actually a mix of both real and fake leather. It is made from the leftover scraps and fibers made from processing genuine leather mixed with a polyurethane binder. These fibers are then rolled together using adhesives to bond them onto a paper backing. Some manufacturers may add an additional coating of polyurethane to the bonded leather and emboss it so it has the texture of real leather. Most bonded leather is comprised of only 10-20% genuine leather. You will probably be lucky to get a couple of year before it starts peeling then it will look awfull.

col11

It's better than PVC but not as posh as proper Leather!

tsed

Is that bad?

Electric Heated Foot Warmer Feet Massager Comfort Fleece Suede Relaxing - £8.99 @ unlimitedseller / eBay
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Posted 22nd AprPosted 22nd Apr
Cosy Massaging Foot Warmer Has a soft, removable fleece lining that is machine washable Outer material made out of 100% suede giving that luxury feeling This Foot Warmer Provide… Read more
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davidridge1

Aha, a knee trembler.

NickerNockers

I brought this for my partner who suffers with cold feet, erm lets just say it is a pile of poop, the heat is next to nothing and the massage is quite strong so you can feel it in your knees (lol)

eatingoffyou

Looks a great offer but its absolute garbage Little to no heat produced and the massaging balls do next to nothing

SherbetGuy

Have you always been such a positive happy person?

w0z

Mains lead or adapter not showing in listing, nor is there any mention of such. Listing says portable can be used anywhere. No mention of needing batteries. It's cheaper than equivalent products on the Chinese websites. Draw your own conclusions

Double Chin Massager for £8.49 delivered @ Groupon
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Posted 22nd AprPosted 22nd Apr
Has the lockdown got you feeling glum? Chin up! If anyone has ever actually wanted one of these, I recommend getting yours now - only £8.49 including delivery. A double chin mas… Read more
DelboyDave

There’s more than a few but all the fun of the fair! (popcorn)

louiselouise

No, not at all. I could tell some tales about the rare few cray-cray members but it would only summon those demons :) Peace :)

DelboyDave

Haha no not at all, I thought you were insinuating that I have a tendency for the lulz! Most people are nice (angel)

louiselouise

Sigh...maybe the winky means you know better than I do and may have encountered the member elsewhere. I'll stick to my style of posting and believe most people are nice, unless proven otherwise.

DelboyDave

;)

Muscle Massage Stick Roller Deep Tissue Trigger Point Foam Massager Core Balance 5 colours - £4.99 @ thisisitfamousvaluestores / eBay
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Posted 20th AprPosted 20th Apr
Hope it helps someone :D Product Features Easily relieve muscle aches, pain and tension with this trigger point massage roller stick from Core Balance Unique EVA foam trigger… Read more
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biagrin

That's the longest name for knobbly stick I've ever seen

marty-401

Small companies are not allowed on this site (they have to have loads of good feedback first...so I'm told). It's a bit like a teenager trying to get their first job... It's hard to get started as they don't have experience.

flipper118

It’s true that it’s not what it used to be, but I guess that’s what happens when website owners get too greedy (ninja)

Norseg

A rolling pin is cheaper (y) 👀👌

Tiger786

Lmao...... :D :D :D (:I

Bodi-Tek 12 Rotating 360 Heads Shiatsu Foot Massager - £32.50 @ Argos / eBay
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Posted 18th AprPosted 18th Apr
Shiatsu massage is a traditional Japanese form of massage meaning finger pressure. It is a deep form of massage. The Bodi-Tek Shiatsu Foot Massager harnesses the power of Shiatsu m… Read more
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RoseyPoseyClaire

Mines arrived today. It’s great. My daughter used it while doing school work too

Bassinvader

Ta - I got one of these already you should try it it is actually working. Cold ice pack is also a best bet - i have read all the PF youtubes vids and articles lol https://smile.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07SSWT31T/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (y) (highfive)

K0YS

a foot massager for your dog? now ive seen it all.

MBCH

Hi - just use a tennis / hockey / golf ball (tennis is the least “painful”) - there is lots of information online from various sports and physiotherapists.....I have managed my PF successfully and continued with running / training etc :)

Bassinvader

Yeah saw that one bit expensive though! Ta (y)

Chester Heated Bonded Leather Massage Recliner Chair Sofa Lounge Gaming Home Armchair - Brown - £199.99 @ furnitureonline_uk eBay
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Posted 14th AprPosted 14th Apr
Heated massage chair with manual recline and built in footrest Although this very comfortable bonded leather armchair can be used for gaming or watching TV, it is particularly s… Read more
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Nilzp

Title sounds like something one might order off a menu in an oriental "physical therapy" establishment. Think the words "bonded", "leather", and "massage" in the same sentence doesn't help

maximusthegreat

(lol) (lol)

elrasho

OOS

Steve_Burr

That really.made me laugh. Thanks.

pisto

I have 2 of these, got them buy one get one free as the first one arrived with a damaged mechanism. I bought mine with an eBay code so worked out at £180 for the pair. Good points cheap!!!, still look in reasonable condition 2yrs later. Bad points. Terrible mechanisms just don't want to let you out of the chair, angles seem completely wrong. Whining and grating on both chairs and flimsy. The massage motors dig into you. So I have learned to sit avoiding them. I wish I had not got the massage/heat features as they are a gimmick and never used. I do not regret my purchase as it was a tenth of the price of a pair of decent chairs :/

Naipo Handheld Percussion Massager with Heat and Deep Tissue & 6 Interchangeable Nodes £17.99 delivered Bestvape/Amazon
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Posted 10th AprPosted 10th Apr
Apply on site promo or use offer code 4HDOHJG7 The price of £17.99 delivered applies to both Prime & Non Prime Delivery, and gets decent customer reviews! 6 intercha… Read more
Savaholic

Info appreciated (angel) I'm gonna give this double a try. The "singe head" one in this offer was surprisingly good so I kept it too. (y)

louiselouise

This Naipo option is a dupe of the Thumper (which is £100+) though there doesn't appear to be a discount code for it currently. Ordered it nearly 2 years ago for boyf (HUKD thread here) and he thinks it's brilliant for nerve pain and muscle cramps.

Sam_Fontana-Wright

Yes.

daive

Anything is a "" massager"" if you're brave enough!

Quinny__857

I bought this for the same price a week ago. Its very good for the price and quiet when in use.

Master Massage 76cm Wide Coronado Portable Massage Table W/Carry case - £159.99 @ Amazon
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Posted 7th AprPosted 7th Apr
Looking like a nice price. Master Massage crafted this 76cm extra-wide Coronado table with comfort and durability in mind, making it the first choice amongst tattoo artists, massa… Read more
Master_Yoda

I think it doubles up as a ping pong table

bigal22

Good price, however if you're a mobile therapist look for ones that is 11kg or less for the couch, this is very heavy if you'll be lugging this around with you.

Rickardo

As you only need a pin file, yes.

kidrock123

Nice one

bean2

Electric Foot Warmer and Massager £12.00 with Free Delivery From Yankee Bundles
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Posted 3rd AprPosted 3rd Apr
Even though the weather is getting warmer it's still chilly at night and a nice foot massager that warms as well would go down a treat with Soft polar fleece fabric cover and Remov… Read more
FoxRaynard

Possibly. One of her will do for me though, I'm not greedy (unicorn)

Patr100

So do you have to buy two? Why doesn't the picture show that?

asc91

Even at £1 it's something you use a couple times and then put in the loft for years

FoxRaynard

£12? I'll take her! :D Not sure where you plug her in though :|

FoxRaynard

This is a FOOT warmer :{

Shiatsu Back Neck and Shoulder Massager with Heat £27.46 Sold by Shaft Innovations UK Limited and Fulfilled by Amazon
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Posted 30th MarPosted 30th Mar
Shiatsu Back Neck and Shoulder Massager with Heat £27.46 Sold by Shaft Innovations UK Limited and Fulfilled by Amazon
I know this price comes up a lot but it's not been this for a few weeks, £37.46 but a £10 voucher available making it £27.46. My Auntie is after one so ordered for her. With 5k re… Read more
s68uk

heat - bought it and it's really helped with my neck and shoulder pain.

Lloydinio

Got some last year. They're surprisingly versatile and really do help. Feels like actual hands massaging you

AnayatKhan

You don't want to rely on Ebay couriers especially in these days. Won't turn up or several days late. I would prefer Amazon's(when it says dispatched by Amazon) timely delivery for a few extra quids. Plus you get genuine reviews from buyers about the product on Amazon(over 5k for this item) unlike Ebay where u have to rely only on seller's rating and individual items rarely have reviews.

PMX

like most things sold on Amazon it can be found cheaper on ebay !

bargainsprunger

no comes with wall psu and a car one. I bought this a couple of weeks ago. Its actually quite good and can be quite firm if you need that, as you can apply pressure by pulling on the strap handles. has 3 speeds and moves clockwise for a short time and then reverses. I have used it a couple of times and it genuinely helped. wasnt really sure and tbh wouldnt have paid the £27 for it on its own without the bundle deal. dont let this put you off though, each time i have used it when needed, I'd gladly have paid a fiver. So 3 more uses and im quids in and my tune would probably change. not sure if its still available but stacking their coupons I bought this along with the Shiatsu foot massager for £62 together. The foot massager was ok but my feet are too big, anyone <13 should fare better. that has various functions and air pressure pads etc. made for a decent gift. using the vouchers it was also possible to get the percussion massager thing for about £60 if you bundlled it. you will need to check if they are still available.

Naipo Handheld Back Neck Shoulder, Deep Tissue Massager £17.99 Delivered with code From Bestvape/Amazon
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Posted 25th MarPosted 25th Mar
Naipo Handheld Back Neck Shoulder, Deep Tissue Massager £17.99 Delivered with code From Bestvape/Amazon
£17.99 Free P&P FreeAmazon Deals
Naipo Handheld Massager for Back Neck Shoulder, Deep Tissue Electric Percussion Portable Cordless Massage with Adjustable Modes and Speed for Full Body Pain Relief and Relaxation. … Read more
Farstrika

Comin up as £25.04 even after code.

forcedv

Arrived today.... fantastic 🧨

NikNakk

Looks good! Ordered Thanks

KeithThornton

Is it 1st April

davnav

It's (bean) that price before

One Hour Thai Massage at The Crazy Bear £39.75 at Groupon
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Posted 21st MarPosted 21st Mar
One Hour Thai Massage at The Crazy Bear £39.75 at Groupon
We can't nip to Thailand at the drop of a hat for the time-being. Console yourself with a lovely Thai massage for half price. The place looks absolutely lovely.
jumpinoffthbed

Completely bemused as to why this is cold? Is it genuinely fear of catching something and the "jokes" aren't jokes or does everyone live somewhere you can get a Thai massage for cheap?

Mr.Nutts

Well it wouldn’t be an ending if it was the first comment now would it XD

Jmc0812

Can’t believe it took as long as scrolling through 7 comments to find one with a happy ending mentioned (lol)

HotUKDuncan

Not only do you have to do your own happy ending but you will need to do your own massage too.

migavupe

Well, one hour.

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