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Smart Bidet Toilet Seat £329.95 @ Victorian Plumbing (£6.95 Delivery)
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Smart Bidet Toilet Seat - TSB003 The Smart Bidet Toilet Seat provides the optimum multi-functional cleansing experience. Combined with its power saving features the Smart seat vi… Read more
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sufian.ak

you dont need this toilet just use one of these. If unsure please ask any of your asian friends (y)

gils04

Quite right. You need to rub clean with water. Hence the need to only clean with toilet paper and then use water and rub clean with on hand only. That leaves you free to open the tap and operate the soap dispenser with the other clean hand so you do not contaminate the tap and touch soap dispenser. Then you can wash hands safely. Doing poo-poo clean-up is difficult stuff and needs a great deal of thought.

gils04

There absolutely nothing wrong with normal toilets. Its the washing of poo-poo away that is important after toilet paper use. Just using toilet paper alone, will not cut it.

ran123ran

Prefer bog standard loo.

gils04

Look, I enjoy good poo-poo everyday....sometimes 2 and occasionally 3 poo-poos a day. But, I am deadly serious about the clean up....DEADLY SERIOUS!!!!

Original Xiaomi smart toilet cover - £154.06 @ Aliexpress (Xiao_Mi Online Store)
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Posted 19th AprPosted 19th Apr
Original Xiaomi smart toilet cover - £154.06 @ Aliexpress (Xiao_Mi Online Store)
Item description ● Hip Wash Back and Forth Press the "Hip Wash" button again, the nozzle will move back and forth constantly to expand the washing area, improving the cl… Read more
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kerridge0

My order is arriving on Monday. Didn't get so lucky with parcelforce - £5.58 VAT + £12 handling fee is due.

saucymonk

Does it wipe your arse for you?

melted

And what if enough condensation forms on the handle of your hair straighteners from the humidity caused by your showering to conduct to your hand when you go to flip on the switch, or it slips out your hand and falls in the bath when a family member is still in, or you drop your hairdryer on a damp tiled floor and the case smashes and the live element makes contact with the water. Or condensation runs down the wall and over the socket, or the kid leaves a plugged in appliance sitting on the edge of the bath, etc,etc,etc. 240v handheld appliances and wet environments shouldn't be mixed.

sc0rpion79

If u’re stupid enough to do that you deserve to be electrocuted

kudos1uk

You won't regret it, it's amazing and every bit as good as any I used tried in Korea. The heated seat is just wow... the nightlight LED is very cool lighting up the bowl and the wash function.... lets not go there but amazing and the instant hot water very good. Just after ordering I sent them a picture of my toilet, they never replied so I have my doubts it influenced the seat shape sent but as I said above, I was worried I would get a square one. The duty is pot luck, it came vit postNL and spent ages getting to the Netherlands and coming out of bulk sorting. You will find it has an rcd on the end of the cable, this can safely be cut off to leave a three core cable and either wired into a rcd fused spur or fit a UK plug rcd in its place. If your toilet is fitted via a flexi onto a ballfix it is very easy to plumb, just buy a 500mm 1/2"x15mm flexi and you diy connect it all with just a spanner...... The filter has an outlet for the toilet, just ask later if you are not sure. EDIT: I have a whole house water softener, if you live in a hard water area, I would strongly suggest fitting an inline magnetic scale reducer to protect the instant hot water heater in the unit. I don't know if I was the only one who actually bought one but if anyone wants any fitting advice I can try and help.

White Soft Close Plastic Hinge Toilet Seat Fixing Pack - Reduced to £1 - Free C&C at Wickes
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Posted 13th FebPosted 13th Feb
White Soft Close Plastic Hinge Toilet Seat Fixing Pack - Reduced to £1 - Free C&C at Wickes
£1£6.9986%Wickes Deals
Product details Colour: White Type: Toilet Seat Fixings Brand Name: Wickes Features & benefits Adjustable Soft close function Easy installation
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Moloq

Still on got it today at local Wickes Hot!

ozodimal

No they are not as they have to match up to the soft close mechanism in the seat itself, which comes in at £17 complete with hinges here:- https://www.wickes.co.uk/Wickes-Thermoplastic-Soft-Close-Toilet-Seat---White/p/149119 I can see ebay soon offering replacement hinges for the Wickes soft close toilet seat. A £1 HUKD lesson for us all. (lol)

dreamer181

Are these universal? On the packet it says "compatible with wickes thermoplastic toilet seat only"?

Beardybrooks

This deal stinks!

zone_player

Looks like it’s bottom fix...

Cooke & Lewis Soft-Close Toilet Seat Duraplast White £12.49 Screwfix - free click & collect
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Posted 5th FebPosted 5th Feb
Cooke & Lewis Soft-Close Toilet Seat Duraplast White £12.49 Screwfix - free click & collect
DEAL OF THE DAY GREAT SEAT! Duroplast toilet seat with ABS soft-close hinges. Adjustable Model No: 1 Year Guarantee Weight: 1.9kg
dadazza

Keep your receipt

summerof76

OOS :(

Isitdoh

no stock nearest 5 stores to me,bum deal.

George_Keddy

Mind blown.

scrumpypaul

I'm not very flush a the minute so a bog-gain like this is too good to-i-let go. In fact, I might ring my cistern and see if she needs any.

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Croydex White Slow Close Antibacterial Toilet Seat £15 at Wilko
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Croydex White Slow Close Antibacterial Toilet Seat £15 at Wilko
£15£2025%Wilko Deals
Anti-bacterial treated surface for the ultimate hygienic choice in all bathrooms and cloakrooms Clean white design will effortlessly match all bathroom suites Fits hole centres fro… Read more
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horsey

Presumably named after the town of Croydon, which is also a toilet

PD404

Antibacterial materials are definitely a thing and used in medical devices and lab equipment. The antibacterial mechanism varies but some use a coating of silver or copper ions which interfere with the cells chemistry. Antibacterial doesn't mean self-cleaning so they only really work when in direct contact with the bacteria, a bit like UV lamps or Alcohol gel only work effectively on already clean surfaces, they don't wash them.

Raychef

What is mean antibacterial? bacteria avoid this toilet seat, go for next door neighbour toilet seat. :D

KingCellulose

Probably- I’d still clean it the same as any other toilet seat (excited) although I might be full of (poo) (poo)

Canary0500

Great that it's antibacterial, but is it 5G?

Bemis Chester STA-TITE Toilet Seat £11.25 @ Argos
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Posted 10th JanPosted 10th Jan
Bemis Chester STA-TITE Toilet Seat £11.25 @ Argos
£11.25£1525%Argos Deals
This bog seat is 'STA-TITE' so no more sliding side to side when u twist to wipe! ;) (lol) I look forward to reading your poo jokes in the comments... don't disappoint! ;) Th… Read more
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Corner_taken_quickly

'Alexa... can i take a dump' (lol) (lol) (lol)

19DembaBa19

Does this work with Alexa

col11

Yes because it's not for Bull s#it

jco83

SHUT IT!!

NAT14

Is it ok for vegans ?

Argos Home - Antibacterial Slow Close Toilet Seat - White - Free C&C £10
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Argos Home - Antibacterial Slow Close Toilet Seat - White - Free C&C £10
£10£1533%Argos Deals
This sturdy antibacterial thermoplastic toilet seat has been designed with a convenient slow closing function to prevent loud noises and damage. Great value for money, this is a qu… Read more
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Flappybunnyman

Hi I bought and fitted this today. Seems alright but doesn’t appear to give a snug fit so to speak. However hard I tighten the bolts, the seat looks like it may have a tendency to move side-side. Any recommendations? To clarify - it’s snug now - but just using my hands I will be able to move side-side and with the weight of a persons arse on it - I’m unsure how long it will last?

rosalina1818

Well said. And if the price is right, it a bonus on top (highfive)

pcooperuk

I picked one of these up today. Easy and quick enough to fit, fits my bum nicely and gives me something to go on. What more do you need in a toilet seat?

escorttwincam

Not particularly bothered what it looks like its for parking my ass on.

r200ti

I bought a slightly more expensive one of these for my girlfriend for her birthday once, thinking i was being really thoughtful. ungratefull mare threw things at me. I still dont understand why. Surely a anti bacterial soft close seat is a cool present?

Solid Wood Slow Close Toilet Seat - now £22.50 (free Click & Collect) @ Argos
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Solid Wood Slow Close Toilet Seat - now £22.50 (free Click & Collect) @ Argos
Good price for solid wood slow close toilet seat.Colours available at that price: Light Oak and white washed .
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Aerobiz

Looks bog standard to me.

mdekq007

I don't like wood on the toilet. It tends to make me pee on the floor

Kulaak

Prefer them. They are nice and strong, you can actually sit on the lid without breaking them & they give a certain decor to the loo or bathroom.

lord_trumpington

Yep, tend to show up burn marks too

micketh85

...don't worry, I won't!

Sabichi Slow Close Wipe Clean Toilet Seat £11.99 @ very
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Posted 7th Nov 2019Posted 7th Nov 2019
Sabichi Slow Close Wipe Clean Toilet Seat £11.99 @ very
£11.99£14.9920%Very Deals
Product description Item number: 4GEPX46 Sabichi Slow Close Wipe Clean Toilet Seat Sabichi Slow Close Wipe-Clean Toilet Seat In White This plastic high-gloss toilet seat from Sab… Read more
alwayslfc

Tried to wipe clean with toilet seat, found it a bit harsh TBH... So went back to good old loo roll...

simonspeakeasy

Looks like the hinges are chromed which puts me off as they tend to rust. Prefer plastic or, ideally stainless steel. Not voted.

Parappathepappa

But Lo, what is this new devilry? Doth mine eyes deceive me? In the Amazon pics, I see a concave dip in the seat lid for placing my buttocks! Should I care to tarry, to sit awhile and reflect on the events of the day, I can now do so without exposing my nethers to the foul, watery abyss. Nor suffering a flat, or worse a convex lid, as is my current woe...

WessexUnderwater

Voted pot.

mistafaz

You need to stop communicating with your toilet seat and get out more (skeptical)

Rumba Bamboo Toilet Seat £9.89 at Homebase (Free collection)
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Posted 23rd Oct 2019Posted 23rd Oct 2019
Rumba Bamboo Toilet Seat £9.89 at Homebase (Free collection)
Stylish toilet seat at low price.
russellanam

Anyone has this? How do you fit these? I see bottom connectors on other seats (like below) but not on these?

iand123

Thanks Tacavas. Collected one this morning.

fluppet

Good value for the Bottom Fixing Kit Included alone. That'll sort out the piles.

Luke.Spicer

:D

ZanyAngel

k (cheeky)

Marlborough Black Toilet Seat £3.75 at Homebase  (Reserve & Collect)
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Marlborough Black Toilet Seat £3.75 at Homebase (Reserve & Collect)
£3.75£12.5070%Homebase Deals
Good value toilet seats in homebase. Store only but can check stock on the black ones. Pebble design 8.25 from 27.50. Bought in homebase Alnwick and lots available on the end of… Read more
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mad_design_man

Great for the Addams family

inkaholic

Perfect if you fancy a bog standard BBL. :/

picorosco

Brilliant if you want the 1970s public toilet look.

TGPips

Incidentally, did you hear about the burglary at the toilet factory? The police have got nothing to go on.

scott2c

Think they took them out the Marlborough social club in Newcastle.

Wilko White Soft Close  Antibacterial Toilet Seat £10 @ Wilko online / instore
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Wilko White Soft Close Antibacterial Toilet Seat £10 @ Wilko online / instore
Dimensions: L45 x W35.8cm (approx.). Fittings included: 2 x stainless steel bolt, 2 x locking nut, 2 x stainless steel square washer, 2 x slider bracket and 2 x non-slip mat. Bran… Read more
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LesD

Now £15 online.

zworld

Have you guys heard ? Cillit bang now does loo cleaners. One's a stain destroyer and the other's a germ destroyer.

FMCHAOS

Ye. Have they not heard of argos? :)

brendanhickey

How is it anti bacterial?

Thar

Like you say, looks like click and collect is now £2. Shame :(

Blue Toilet Seats from £3.60 @ Homebase (Carlisle)
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Blue Toilet Seats from £3.60 @ Homebase (Carlisle)
Was looking for bathroom kit in homebase(Carlisle) today and noticed these, both blue, one moulded plastic but soft close and the other wood, just paid £20 for a coloured one the o… Read more
maddogb

harsh :)

y-oh-y

Blue is the colour....

mad_design_man

Great for Man City fans watching their team flush down the loo (lol)

Soft Close Toilet Seats from  £5.98 + £2.95 Delivery @ Appliances Direct
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Soft Close Toilet Seats from £5.98 + £2.95 Delivery @ Appliances Direct
These are quite good and far from bog standard (excuse the pun) (embarrassed) the one that was "Mod.ified" on deal is only £5.98 + £2 95 postage and there are quite a few more w… Read more
dbt101

Is this a trap?

youchoose

Here's a handy bit of kit to add to your order (pirate) https://www.appliancesdirect.co.uk/p/beba_10652/dm-series-beba_10652-dm-shower

rudey_98

Yeah, same £2.95 for both together. Total was £14.90 for 2 of them, so £7.45 each inc postage. Decent

youchoose

was p + p still £2.95?

youchoose

Heyho Will do shortly.... a mod changed the listing I posted. Wanted to post them all on the main link but ...Heyho.

Cedo Burgi Soft Close Toilet Seat - White, £8 at Wickes
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Posted 29th Aug 2019Posted 29th Aug 2019
Cedo Burgi Soft Close Toilet Seat - White, £8 at Wickes
£8£1233%Wickes Deals
Low cost for a quality seat.
Blueskinnedbeast

More likely a troll than a "tradie" ;)

kadooosh

This is why no one trusts tradies

deleted72028

Nice. As a tradie, I buy cheap stuff, then tell the customer its designer and add a couple of 000s to the price.

Smeeble

I wish it was possible to buy a separate cover, doesn't seem to be a thing. We've got an awkward loo that has 9 inch hinges and is 'champagne' coloured, Twyfords brand. No choice since we moved in, just the seat. Not made anymore and can't find anything similar, so would love just a cover, if you know somewhere that does them please let me know! (y)

rosalina1818

They do usually come as in seat and cover.

White, Soft Close Toilet Seat, Comfort Oval, Easy Clean Antibacterial, Bottom Fixing: £7 Multi buy £6.30 at essentialshoppinguk eBay
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White, Soft Close Toilet Seat, Comfort Oval, Easy Clean Antibacterial, Bottom Fixing: £7 Multi buy £6.30 at essentialshoppinguk eBay
Hi Guys, "Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: Where's the p? Boy: "Half way down my leg Multi-buy… Read more
Tim2011

This will be useful for my local police station where their toilet seat was stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

noms2000

Reviews on eBay not too good; saying it’s flimsy and cheaply made, not able to take the weight

mmquokka

Thanks

Rhythmeister

What's wrong with being working class these days? :o

trannyboy

....I need one....... ...the you tube sold it for me...... ....no checking with your knee before having a 3am widdle....

Bemis Chicago STAY TIGHT Toilet Seat - Champagne USED £14.90 @ Amazon (£19.39 Non-prime)
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Bemis Chicago STAY TIGHT Toilet Seat - Champagne USED £14.90 @ Amazon (£19.39 Non-prime)
Stay tight is a big clue here ....Champagne in colour - probably not in style. Does come with major cosmetic damage such as cracks, holes or dents, but is still usable. Next best p… Read more
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jaymezlin

My question is: why is it called "Stay Tight"...?

JasonMN

For a WEE bit more you can buy a new one

shawnlee

Username and comment! lololololol Spatter all over that poop shoot

naz9236

Keep it up Keeps it interesting

fluppet

Nothing special, looks bog standard to me.

Homebase toilet seat,(tatay universal seat) - 90p instore (Stroud)
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Homebase toilet seat,(tatay universal seat) - 90p instore (Stroud)
Homebase Stroud have toilet seats for 90p,They are only basic plastic ones but do the same job😁
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Enigma-Machine

Understand completely but only thing you can do is smash the toilet seat on your “tattay” hence my original comment.

t_rashid

I take it you didn’t get it?! Not for everyone to understand!

Enigma-Machine

Are you a masochist?

aLV426

Posted before - I checked stock before visiting and it reported they had loads. When I visited I asked about them, took an age for someone to understand what I was looking for (!?) then the "staff member" (seriously looked like a 16 year old school child wtf?!) pointed to the reduced section and explained they had all gone. I asked if they had any toilet seats in stock and when I visited the mezzanine level I found a whole shelf with reduced stock seats. I picked up 2, which turned out a good idea as I over-tightened the bolts and cracked the plastic retaining clip! I find it helps to share the detail ;-) (y)

darkstar666

Would you say they are bog standard? :D

Croydex Antibacterial Soft Close Toilet Seat White for £5.75 @ Tesco (Free C&C)
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Croydex Antibacterial Soft Close Toilet Seat White for £5.75 @ Tesco (Free C&C)
£5.75£23.9776%Tesco Deals
Good value toilet seat (y) Soft-close hinges Easy to install Anti-bacterial finish The white easy fixing toilet seat from Corydex is designed to fit all standard UK toilet… Read more
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Savasmax

Exactly why is it listed as antibacterial?

placidsheep

This is the in store price this morning. Just picked some up from my local store. Had planned on replacing both in the house anyway. Thanks

Gort1951

Nevermind, the prices of these tend to go up and down.

Gort1951

Corny. Did you hear about the balloon boy who stuck a pin in himself, the Headmaster and then in the balloon school. The headmaster said, "You've let yourself down, you've let me down and most importantly you've let the School down".

chridt

Clicked the link,I won’t ask why a cucumber came up on your link along with a toilet seat 👀

Cooke and Lewis soft close toilet seat £15.99 @ Screwfix
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Cooke and Lewis soft close toilet seat £15.99 @ Screwfix
£15.99£19.9920%Screwfix Deals
Cooke and Lewis Valtos soft close toilet seat, duroplast, quick release, top fittings. D shape, 460mm front to back, 360mm wide. Hinge to front 420-460mm, hinge mount spacing 60-16… Read more
fubar888

Can no longer recommend this, ours has been fitted for 2 weeks and the “what appears to be stainless but clearly isn’t” covers for the hinges are corroding already. Clearly not fit for purpose. (poo)

Disco.Dave

Someone is bound to poo,poo this deal. Sweet have some heat (poo) TCB by the way

omendata

Try Homebase in their new Clearance i got a soft closer for £3.50 - well actually i bought 5 i put the rest on ebay. (shock) (devil)

red23

Should replace the ones at work with these, they have taken a battering. There is even some left overs on the underside of the seat, how does someone even do that?

oldbill1969

That's a crap deal😁😁

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