LOL OK you got me. I did laugh (lol) (lol)
Or try this- https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Light-Torch-Portable-Desk-Lamp-Hot-Battery-Powered-12-LED-wired-S-Flexible/183181167279?hash=item2aa672caaf:g:A3EAAOSwLLZa1D1M
Got one of these free from Screwfix. They are absolutely useless. Bulky, dim, good for nothing.
Of course ;) Actually I just might because it's probably likely that I can't join the parenting club, in view of my situation; so why should I be penalised?
https://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/silver-cross-reflex-pushchair-175-online-boots-free-delivery-and-advantage-points-2927124 Don't forget to downvote!