The 80's called....they want their desk back.
Got one of these a couple of weeks ago for my sons room - it was dire. Really poor quality. The wood was scratched, finish awful and all pretty flimsy. Argos were great and refunded with no problem. Got one of these instead which was 100x better - https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B08S3BTS8Q/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
You made me laugh :)
Lol OK (shock) you could have at least seen the funny side of it but (y)
it is your fault (flirt)