Cheers I'll give it a go.
Try the mi drop app. Waaay quicker than Bluetooth (200 x times, apparently) and don't need a laptop or cables.
It's ok makes no difference what you do. It's always best to keep an air of mystery about who you really are because if ppl knew the real you they might not respect the advice you give them, especially if you turn out to be a serial killer who tracks deal hunters down through their online shopping history and lures them to their death with a phone deal that's too good to miss (ninja) . Your secrets safe with me and remember.... Before you go to bed at night..... You know the rest ;) (lol) (y) :D
I knew it!
You got it, I'm a banana eating, postie escort, bending bananas for the labour party (y)