Or baguettes perhaps? Rolled up newspapers? That thing Grotbags used to have hanging from her arm to hit people with? I’m running out of ideas.
Thinking of a different use, might this be a good way to store yoga mats?
I had one of these for a brief while. Never actually went on the wall because it was a bit cheap and nasty. I think there's better ways to store your towels.
Pointless item, unless its for a hotel you operate :D