Husband kills wife.........with a fart. Seriously!!

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Found 7th Dec 2013
WTF have I Just read, obviously very sad for the lady involved and I even feel sorry for the husband , I mean the guilt :P ....but seriously killed by a fart oO

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For the more serious peeps in MISC this is a random funny I came across not be taken serious...
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They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume.

FPMSL
Monkeybumcheeks

They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which … They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume. FPMSL



I nearly wet myself at that bit, I'm sure this isn't serious but it does make for funny reading
sure this is fake
Talk about gone with the wind!
I shouldn't laugh....
whatsThePoint

must be a slow day in misc "Tuesday, 30 October 2007 "



No but it is slow day in my house hence random carp on the internet
kylewalker

sure this is fake



I'm sure it is but the comedy value X)
Monkeybumcheeks

They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which … They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume. FPMSL



Oh god that is funny X)
It is fake. No one was killed.

See snopes.
Mark2111

It is fake. No one was killed.See snopes.



I know but it's still funny either that or I'm reaallly bored (_;)
pmsl love it
Is this a wind up?
wow i need to stop farting in peoples faces too.

nah carry on, if they don't like it they'll politely ask you to stop

J4GG4

wow i need to stop farting in peoples faces too.

DarkEnergy2012

nah carry on, if they don't like it they'll politely ask you to stop



thanks for the support, i will carry on then
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If we're posting fake news that's funny then this should give you a laugh

sancho1983

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/09/13/rally-driver-admits-he-has-no-idea-what-co-driver-is-talking-about/If we're posting fake news that's funny then this should give you a laugh



lmao the end of that was quite funny sure I'm not allowed to quote the bad words but the thought of the homeless man X)
I'm honestly convinced some women do not fart.

They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama ...
Lmao thanks this just cheered up my afternoon.
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Lies no one died.

She's still in a Korma.

What a dopiaza.
Rubisco

What a dopiaza.



Her dying words were "I having naan of that"

Sheesh(kboob)

Thank god the news was fake.
DarkEye

Sheesh(kboob)Thank god the news was fake.



I took it for granted it was fake otherwise I would be steering Kheer of curry jokes like He made a Pongal when he Chaat the bed.






Edited by: "dontasciime" 7th Dec 2013
dontasciime

I took it for granted it was fake otherwise I would be steering Kheer of … I took it for granted it was fake otherwise I would be steering Kheer of curry jokes like He made a Pongal when he Chaat the bed.That is very decent of you to do that, you're a good chapatti. Next time you're on a indian restaurant just remember to keep calm and take some chilly pilly

DarkEye




DarkEye

[quote=dontasciime] [quote=DarkEye] Sheesh(kboob)That is very decent of … [quote=dontasciime] [quote=DarkEye] Sheesh(kboob)That is very decent of you to do that, you're a good chapatti. Next time you're on a indian restaurant just remember to keep calm and take some chilly pilly



I used to work in an Indian restaurant until Dhansak me for repeatedly turning down his sisters marriage proposals. I kept telling him. "You can't curry love"

I'll get my goat.
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