Thought that was a male nurse XD
The joke will be on them when climate change really starts.
I've heard that people below the age of fifty call it a "bag" they also seem do this without a self-satisfied smile after saying it, and just get on with using it, seemingly realising that such things are useful and not listening to the sneers of people who wear boot cut jeans.
I believe the correct term is "murse".
This sort of thing used to be called a "man bag" - although there's absolutely nothing to stop other people using as well. A bit too small for an 11.5" tablet, but plenty big for a smartphone, charger cable, USB sticks, wallet, sunglasses and a couple of pens (and for the "old school" with filthy habits: twenty B&H and a lighter) Still left with the suspicion that at least £30 of the purchase price is for the "Ted Baker" badge, but such is the cost of "Brand Loyalty"