Wife* for £2.50 @ Asda Wembley (Possibly Nationwide)

Posted 4th Feb 2023

Bargain for anyone looking for a wife*. I'd consider my own wife worth way more than £2.50, so this is definitely a great deal, though some might say they'd need to be paid to get a wife!

* Price is actually for a "Wife" Valentines day card, but I'm sure people will be interested in having this item show up on their shopping basket/receipt ;-)

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4th Feb
So what's the plan with the aubergines and courgettes?
4th Feb
I tried to scan her sister, but got a message 'unexpected item in the baggage area'
4th Feb
Did you try the mother in law?
4th Feb
Good deal, but costs a fortune to dispose of them when their usefulness has depleted.
4th Feb
You mean when they stop cleaning and cooking or when it's dried up like a pitta
4th Feb
Marriage (purchase) is cheap. Divorce is expensive.
4th Feb
That’s something you can’t buy in bulk, as 1 would be more than enough.
4th Feb
Thanks, got a few spare for the loft.
Author
4th Feb
Wonder if anyone will be buying up stock for sale on eBay. (edited)
4th Feb
Cheap to buy, expensive to run and even more expensive to trade in.
4th Feb
Remember the paracetamol, She's bound to have an headache!
4th Feb
Cheaper elsewhere cold from me! (edited)
4th Feb
Link?
4th Feb
That's an expensive valentine's card, get to card factory 39p
4th Feb
Don't forget BLC holders get 10% discount on Wife, nice find Op
4th Feb
They get you with the up front cost. They don't tell you it'll cost you a lot in the long run in fuel. As with all the wives I hear about They keep driving their husbands up the wall...
4th Feb
Hopefully there's no strap involved
4th Feb
love it!!!!
4th Feb
Keep it
4th Feb
4th Feb
Seems reasonable
Not voting, not entirely certain as to the actual cash value of a wife...
4th Feb
Zilch. Tried that twice now before both times got burned
4th Feb
This has potential.
4th Feb
what's the return terms?
4th Feb
Like for like swap, no cash refund
Author
4th Feb
Sadly the mods demoted this to discussion... I'm pretty sure this would have gone *hot* or freezing depending on joke sentiment. Oh well
4th Feb
Comments are going to get heavily censored on here. (edited)
4th Feb
£2.50 too expensive imo.
4th Feb
When I worked at ASDA every new product I dealt with was normally called "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", you know sometimes you've got to treat life like an arcade score.
5th Feb
Bought three for eBay.
5th Feb