daft sayings you're mum or gran used to say to you.?

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Found 7th Mar 2012
Chatting to mate yesterday, was talking about daft sayings my mum or gran said to me.. like.

Don't come running to me if you fall and break your leg.

when i asked her why. when she said " i couldn't have a certain thing " she would reply " because Y is Z and Z is Y." still didn't work that one out.

or if your not a good boy. the black man will come and take you away. never realised she was a racist in the 60's...lol
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Hello dave....
bykergrove

Hello dave....


pmsl
If you pull that face and the wind blows you'll stay that way
If I said ain't she would say aint in the dictionary ain't ain't
If I called someone she,Mum would say who's she the cat's mother ?
Edited by: "Mumofth3Obeast" 7th Mar 2012
Shut your mouth and eat your dinner

Stop crying or i will give you something to cry for in a minute ..oO
jeany123

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner


made me giggle that Jeany, spat my budweiser everywhere when reading that...
"Can't is not a word" one time I went and got the dictionary to prove my nan wrong
If you keep playing with it, it will fall off.
If you keep picking your nose your head will cave in.

Peas and carrots make you see in the dark. (No they don't) Well have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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"You don't know what you will get when you are old enough" if I did some thing for her .

I was never old enough


"Your eyes are bigger than your belly ^ if ever I couldn't finish eating anything I had asked for.
Edited by: "jeany123" 7th Mar 2012
"Gravy will make you tall & strong"
"Eating the crust will make your hair go curly"
"Carrots will make you see in the dark"
another was. " if you don't stop crying, i'll give you something to cry about."
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute
When they're gone they're gone......well obviously mum!
"if the wind changes you face will stay like that"
Every Sunday when my dad got back from the pub

"lube up and hide"
Too much porn will make you go blind.
he's all mouth & no trousers
she's got her fur knickers on back to front
up the pole without an anchor
What's fir ye'll no go by ye (in a Scottish accent)

translation: if it's meant to happen it will X)
If I was worried about something, for example going to a job interview or meeting my new boss;

Never you mind, his 4rse is in two haufs the same as yours!
You're up **** creek.
cannyscot

If I was worried about something, for example going to a job interview or … If I was worried about something, for example going to a job interview or meeting my new boss;Never you mind, his 4rse is in two haufs the same as yours!




my fav quote so far!!!!
take that knife out of your sisters neck
wishihadadonkey

she's got her fur knickers on back to frontup the pole without an anchor



Intriguing, meaning?
Edited by: "Nailez" 7th Mar 2012
When I asked.my mum what she was doing, when it was quite obvious what she was doing, she would reply "knitting a pig"

I've started saying it to.my.2 year old who asks me at least 50 times a day the same question.

All of my friends say they've never heard it before, anyone else?
you're only 12, turn the engine off, get out of the car and stop threatening to run over the old hag from down the road
Your gonna get a clip round the ear hole if you don't behave.

sancho1983

When I asked.my mum what she was doing, when it was quite obvious what … When I asked.my mum what she was doing, when it was quite obvious what she was doing, she would reply "knitting a pig" I've started saying it to.my.2 year old who asks me at least 50 times a day the same question.All of my friends say they've never heard it before, anyone else?



my mum would do the same ....but not that phrase...her staple mean comments were in punjabi....if u are gonna lay into ur kids...that's the language u need.

uloo dah patah ... meaning 'u owl's ear' what the heck?!
mum what are u cooking , mum: 'kuteh dah sur' meaning a dog's head
and many more i cant remember/have repressed!
sancho1983

When I asked.my mum what she was doing, when it was quite obvious what … When I asked.my mum what she was doing, when it was quite obvious what she was doing, she would reply "knitting a pig" I've started saying it to.my.2 year old who asks me at least 50 times a day the same question.All of my friends say they've never heard it before, anyone else?



i do that to my kids now except i usually say something stupid lol
wait till your father get's home.
jensangel

i do that to my kids now except i usually say something stupid lol



What as oppose to something sensible like knitting a pig!?!
Nailez

Intriguing, meaning?




no idea, she was as batty as a very nutty fruitcake served with a side of nutella
you can grow spuds in them ears ! oO
"Stop going around in circles or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

BFN,

fp.
wishihadadonkey

she's got her fur knickers on back to front



"Knickers in a twist"?
'Nan I just been buggered by the Jamaican foot ball team and there reserves , afterwards they threw me under a bus and fed me to the lions , im literally dying ' and she would say ' it's because your tired '
' nan i've been hit by a car ' .......... ' it's because your tired ' ........ ' no nan a **** car just knocked me 12 feet in the air ' ........... ' yea because your tired '
kaks26

What's fir ye'll no go by ye (in a Scottish accent) translation: if it's … What's fir ye'll no go by ye (in a Scottish accent) translation: if it's meant to happen it will X)



Im scottish anmd i struggled with this
'Make sure you have got clean knickers on, incase you get run over by a bus' !!!! wtf lol seriously
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