Hmm I might need to be apologised "for", actually, but not "to".
No problem, I don't need to be apologised for. On consideration of my previous posts and looking at things in context I apologise to you for making you feel like you aught to apologise to me.
Sorry, didn’t realise this was Hot UK Confessions. My mistake entirely.
Wasn't a joke. But you're right. Easy win. It was a confession. You shouldn't laugh at confessions. If you think me saying that is a joke then there's something seriously wrong gong on.
Wow, easy win for most tasteless joke of the day.